Getting To Know... Bianca Miles-Jordaan

When BobbySix.com went to Johannesburg earlier in the year for the Smirnoff Experience, the wonderful Bianca Miles-Jordaan was one of the hosts. As well as having an almost unparalleled joie-de-vivre and sunny disposition, it turns out that she is a talented soul too. Aside from working for MTV, she also owns a fashion label, Tee & Whiskey, which, along with her good buddy, sees her design all manner of women's clothes and accessories. In the latest of Bobby Six's Getting To Know... series, she talks about Tee & Whiskey, her work at MTV, her music tastes and her famous mum:
Tee and whiskey is a special project that developed organically one moonlit night in March 2007. It embodies all what we love about being African/female/fashion lovers/whiskey drinkers/lovers of Jozi's [Johannesburg's] urban renewal/illustration/streets at night/accessibility (I believe in massclusivity) and, most of all, just being able to love and create the things we cherish most when we can.

Johannesburg is female. I do believe it has a feminine personality to survive so much of a rich past. She is haunting, vibrant, embracing, emotional at times, beautiful, colourful, wise yet still so young. She really is a cool teen with really old sneakers that are slowly being renewed.

At MTV Networks Africa I am the Marketing and Events maiden for all the various shows that play across our channels that feed into millions of homes daily. I work with a team across the continent to make nice TV so that people can live and embrace the liveliness of music and entertainment as that's what connects us all globally.

I recently bought a pair of two-tone Melissa, Alexandre Herchcovitch brogues (made in Brazil). They smell like Strawberry cupcakes, yum. Also, I bought a lovely Country Road scarf for my boy, even though I know I'm going to rock it most, and a cute little palm-sized Allessi cheese-grater that makes me want to make gourmet sarmies non-stop.

My favourite artist at the moment is Chad Van Gaalan. He just made the sickest track called Bare Feet on Wet Griptape that makes me smile because I love his creative cartoon thinking and approach to life. He makes his own videos, doodles, writes, produces and is rather pretty on the eye too. Other than that I am consumed by the latest albums out from B.O.B; Robyn (Body Talk).

It might surprise people to learn that I am the daughter of an Apartheid Supermodel. In the early 80's there were five black females (they were called the Big Five) who modelled professionally. My mom was one of the five who got to travel the world and earn foreign currency, be the first black female to model a De Beers Model, rocked Dianna Ross's famous Gold Dress at an auction in Johannesburg; was the muse for many years to South African pioneer designer Peter Soldatos, work on the Anti-Fur campaign in New York and so on. All with two toddlers under her belt. Now that's where I get my determination from!

Visit the Tee & Whiskey blog and check out the Facebook page too.

MTV Australian Video Music Awards, Sydney 2007

Last night I went to The MTV Australian Music Video Awards at The Acer Arena in Sydney. Here’s what went down: I don’t know if you’ve ever seen the MTV Awards on telly, but it is a painfully long affair, leading one to inevitably and incessantly flick channels while all of the badly-written/delivered presentations are taking place. Well, last night was like watching it without a remote control. However, it was so bad that it actually became good, and was possibly the most fun you can have on a Sunday night in the same room as Australian Idol winner Damien Leith.

Quality-wise, the evening started deceptively promisingly. Pink gave a ballsy performance which morphed into a weird and wonderful trapeze-style act as she was lofted into the air with ribbons. It was genuinely impressive stuff, and led me to believe that maybe, just maybe, we were in for three hours of decent entertainment. Hmmm, how foolish I was.The presenters were wooden, the performances were generally lifeless and totally off-the-mark, and yet, in a strange and satisfying way, we were able to laugh, cheer and heckle our way through the night. It was odd, looking down on this entirely artificial and superficial world that my peers and I are a part of. As Phil Collins once said: “This is the world we live in,” and, for my peers and I, it was a scary window into our realm. This fake world, this hideous collection of people with delusions of attractiveness, talent and intelligence is essentially what pays our wages. I laughed as skeleton impersonator Nicole Ritchie failed miserably to carry out the simplest of tasks of reading two sentences and then walking off stage in the correct direction, yet somewhere in my mind, my conscience was nagging at me that her antics pretty much single-handedly paid my wages while I was a gossip reporter.

So yes, we laughed and cheered oh-so ironically as the back-slapping festival of the brainless and the beautiful took place in front of our very eyes, while secretly wondering whether our lives and jobs were as disposable as they seemed to be. We tried to distance ourselves from the plebs on the floor while they lapped up all of the garbage that was tossed their way, and yet, for all our snobbishness, we were there too, singing along to Good Charlotte. It kinda makes you feel dirty to be part of Generation Y. While the highlight of the night was indeed Pink, there were some other decent moments, including Silverchair picking up an award and performing live. Most of the best parts were booze-fuelled moments of mockery though. We yelled along to Damien Leith and sat in bewilderment as 30 Seconds To Mars employed an almost entirely superfluous string section and 30-piece schoolboy choir which only served to make their horrible dirge sound even more messy and seem even more precocious (if that’s possible). There was no cheering though, ironically or otherwise, as Fergie and Stephanie Macintosh battled it out for ‘the most abysmal attempt to sing along to a backing-track’ of all time. The fact that talentless goons sell more records than awesome storytellers like Jeffrey Lewis and David Ford makes me sick to my stomach. Oh, and Fergie also won the battle for ‘most manly woman’ over the supercool Pink.

Due to John Howard turning him away at the airport, there was no Snoop Dogg, which was a real shame.

And so, buzzing with excitement like a schoolboy on a field-trip, I boarded the bus back to one of the two main after-parties, where the booze flowed freely (and was free). While there wasn’t much in the way of excitement, it was nice to chat to fellow cynics about just how despicable the whole industry is, while seeing no irony in the fact that we were happily drinking the free beer and eating the free food.