Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas from all at Bobbysix.com! We hope you get the boxset of Keeping Up With The Kardashians that you're hoping for. At Bobby Six Towers, we're looking forward to getting on the red wine and stuffing our faces full of yummy vegetarian food.

If you're lucky, we might phone you up later and drunkenly slur to you how much we "farkin larrrrve you, you farkin big carnt. You're the besht pershon in the whole farking wurlld." Hopefully we'll pass out before we reach that stage though. Regardless, wanna hear the greatest Christmas song of all time? Course you do. Watch the below video, fools.

A bit of Mariah Motherfucking Carey to ease you into Christmas Eve.

Happy Christmas Eve everybody! We hope you've got all your presents bought and wrapped, and that you are looking forward to an day/evening in front of the telly/in the pub with a glass of red wine/Christmas ale/pint of vodka.

To get you in the mood for tomorrow, here is a bit of magic courtesy of everyone's favourite mentalist, Ma-to-the-motherfucking-riah Careeeeeeeey. Wrap your ears around this good shit. If you're not boogying around the room by the end of it, there is something seriously wrong with you

Christmas Crackers! Part 4

By now, you're sick of Christmas, right? Bloated, cynical, tired and ready to punch Santa is his stupid rosy face? What you need, my friend, is some romance to warm your heart and sooth your soul. With that in mind, this Boxing Day clip has Christmas Spirit in abundance. It isn't actually a song at all, but, instead, the final ten minutes of the best sitcom of all-time, featuring one of the greatest Christmas TV moments ever. We dare you not to get emotional.

Christmas Crackers! Part 1

While we like to think we've got our fingers on the pulse 24/7, the doors at Bobby Six Towers are actually closing for a few days over Christmas. We need some down time, just like the rest of you. Therefore we intend to spend the festive period partying like it's 1999. It's gonna be a succession of VIP parties and VVIP after-parties. Oh, who are we kidding? We're more likely gonna spend our break curled up around the fire in our cardigans trying to decide whether Bright Eyes or Sufjan Stevens made the best Christmas record.

Anyway, because we love you, we're still gonna post every day over the holidays, but, rather than the usual level of insight and genius criticism, we're just gonna select some fully sick Christmas tunes for your pleasure. First up, get some East London in your ears.

Business resumes as normal on Monday 27th December.